though ya boy is convinced that shots are a government ploy to see our asses .ᐟ .ᐟ .ᐟ .ᐟ .ᐟ .ᐟ .ᐟ .ᐟ .ᐟ .ᐟ .ᐟ which i can't blame 'em for . i keep it juicyyyyyyyyyyyy .

ooc.⠀ it's so hard to nail the jakeisms . 🥺

uhhhhhhhh i MAYYYYYY BE the stepfather to three lovely baby raccoons because they gave birth IN my car while i was stuck in the precinct for two days but you didn't hear this from meeee .

heyyyyyy jake naysh 😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛

ooc.⠀ if u wanna interact all u need to know about him is this<3

i am above average height according to the 1940 census 😁

but i always check in under santiago's name so they charge her instead . i'm a smort rabies boy .

ooc.⠀ i'm on my knees begging for pb & j !!!!!!!!!!!!

sleep deprived , shoving a three day old donut into his mouth .

staring ahead , he doesn't notice someone has talked to him . ᅠᅠ❛ huh ׅׅ𖤠 oh , 'sup , homes ׅׅ𖤠 bump it . sorry —— i'm all outta donuts . ❜

someone's grumpyyyyyyy . 😗😗

ooc.⠀ me trying to write a chaotic good character while deep in a depressive state :

cha cha sliding in .