Breaking news: I've officially entered my bngchn forehead appreciation era

At this point he's 87% thigh

I use to go out and do things and now I stay home and watch Korean men in tight vests and sparkly pants

and I'm joining up the dots, with the freckles on your cheeks, and it all makes sense to me

I think he underestimates just how delusional I really am

No matter how much I try I can't time travel to this moment. I give up, dude Narrator : she tried 789 more times

Sure, whatever you say honey. I'll be there in 12 hours, don't move

2025 is going to be the year of the emo

When you love looking at hard nipples but you're distracted by their wonkyness

no, no, leave the grey sweatpants on babe. they really bring out your..... eyes

Chn, let's talk

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🐥: wish santa would come fist me under the fistletoe 🐺:

Great mounting technique 10/10

Pausing my healing journey to thirst like the dehydrated bitch I am

Mother Mary, come bless me with your ample bossom and bulging biceps

When you wanna wear short shorts to show your legs off to the boys but you've been told that you've got to wear trousers

Binnies thinking about that long finger

🐺: wyd? 🐷🐰: u up? 🐿️: did you know the plural of wink is blink?

I thought of something I hadn't before Maybe Christmas doesn't come from a store Maybe Christmas.... perhaps... is chn as a gore whore