；this bitch

；I am in fact the Australian bird that is often mistaken for an Emu

；cause i refuse to sleep after waking up at one am

；nah Chief, I ain't sleeping

；not if I do first

；You cannot commit die if I commit first

；true, but I won't know

；I will admit I'm a monster fucker because Cassiopeia is one of the hottest girls in League.

⠀ ⠀              “ Draven is still out here trying to pretend he doesn't hate his own reflection. ”

Ionians are pussies cause it's illegal to kill their sperm donor.

⠀ ⠀              “ Fun fact: my dick is bigger than Darius's. ”

if you don't provide aftercare, i will appear just to castrate you.

⠀ ⠀              “ That's why it's fun, your discomfort is hilarious. ”

；we playin minecraft???

Fucker gets more pussy than a toilet seat.

canned coochie???