In honor of #InternationalWomensDay I’m watching serial killer docs with my wife

TONIGHT in TAMPA FL at Side Splitters Tampa there are still some tickets available ci.ovationtix.com/35578/producti…

“Abraham Lincoln: Ending Slavery with his Two Sidekicks Self Confidence & Positive Body Image” A One-Woman-Show

I bet black people are so grateful to white liberals for looking for racism in literally everything

My No Reason Take of the day: Stand up comedy is not about appeasing people's sensitivities, it's about making strangers laugh, which many times means challenging people's sensitivities.

How do terrorist acts still happen when Hollywood keeps denouncing them?

TONIGHT 8:30pm Join Carlos Anthony and Todd Royce with Gabe Lopez at Sky High Lounge NUWU LV for #Uncensored #StandUpComedy #SmokeFriendly #NoCover #DTLV #VegasComedy #FoodTrucks #DabBar #DirtyBirdFriday #DirtyBirdsUnite

Melissa McCarthy Bob Ross Dave Coulier Weird Al Yahoo Serious The guy who played Mr Belvedere The entire cast of Human Centipede 3 Hunter Biden’s laptop My #EpsteinClientList predictions

I’ve gotten 17 emails today to join an Ozempic lawsuit. I’ve never taken it, but good to know that I have the look of a guy suffering from the side effects

I don’t want to get into one of those X wars, but if you don’t consider Die Hard a Christmas movie how can you consider Home Alone one?

Even Bradley Cooper’s son can spell Eagles #SuperBowl

This Wednesday Night 4 Las Vegas Headliners, 1 FREE show! Off The Rails w/ Todd Royce At the Sand Dollar Downtown inside The Plaza on Fremont Street Featuring: Jozalyn Sharp, Jimmy McMurrin and John Hilder. Free Show & Parking will be validated!

Huge recommendation: Andrew Schulz 👑HEZI new special LIFE

Free show tonight in #LasVegas

I finally got to see my old pal Todd Royce do stand up! Incredibly funny! I would recommend to anyone. Check him out if you ever get a chance. #killtony #goldenticket

With recent AAA/WWE talk, thought I'd bring back the Villanos episode of PW 2000s from a state fair show. Fan cam footage but it's a fun match, with Todd Royce, who is now killing it as a comedian, in the match. AAA - México Lucha Libre AAA Worldwide youtu.be/ES779pQlARA

My new theory is the #Epstein list was actually in Tower 7, but it wasn’t made of the same material as the high jackers passports so it didn’t survive.

#Tacoma I’m back for one night only on July 27 at the Tacoma Comedy Club. Get your tickets now tacomacomedyclub.com/shows/313885

Sad, but true. #standup