This Rich Family Killed an Elephant while it was eating. Let's make them famous. I see 5 animals and 1 elephant

Introduction to HTML5 and CSS3 theguardian.com/guardian-maste…

Got to love the service from DPD_UK Texting you in the morning with an hour delivery window = customer service excellence!

Between thought and expression lies a lifetime. RIP Lou Reed.

Just got my shopping from Tesco & the driver tried to give me the Mail Online newspaper. Why are Tesco handing out racist rags? No thanks!

Which moron Virgin Media ❤️ decided to do maintenance & stop services during #murray vs #federer at the #ausopen ? Anyone got sky's number?

Drew Houston: Drop Condoleezza Rice or I will #DropDropbox! drop-dropbox.com

Four days later and no sign of my @grazedotcom box. Getting peckish now... #firstworldproblems

If you suffer from Sudden Onset Soccer Expertise, ask your doctor if shutting up about it is right for you.

Happy birthday Sarah Freeman Hope you're having an amazing time in Barca xx

Ahem #Brasil2014

"I'm happy, I'm happy, and I'll punch the man who says I'm not." - Ivor Cutler

Missiles thrown at ITV Football studios in Brazil. Someone had to go and explain to the protesters that Andy Townsend is at the stadium.

@FirstCC train stops short makes it very dangerous for passengers to get on and off at Wimbledon 8.00am to Luton. Wtf

@FirstCC Wimbledon. We had to walk over rubber spikes right at the end of the platform.

@FirstCC nope, Wimbledon. The Sutton to Luton line. Arrived at 8am

@FirstCC probably not the most popular solution to the overcrowding on this line, but certainly unique!

I nominate 30DatesBlog.com because it's advice for women which men want to read too! #BestSitesForWomen Charly Lester Forbes

There's a new Indian restaurant opened up in my area. It's called Khanage. Brilliant. I assume they are referring to the morning after...

Oh yeah, so got to talk to Tim Key on Friday night in the Rotunda after work The Guardian . Genuinely top man, can't wait for Bush Hall!