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you didn’t just make me cum—you made me arrive—and honestly? that’s growth. 🌱

this almost worked on me ngl

popular songs when i was a kid: aloutte, twinkle twinkle little star, patty cake, happy birthday song, popular songs now: drugs drugs, money bitches, sex etc what happened?????

how it feels to be a south park fan who doesn't like little boys

I've been thinking of my idea for awhile. basically a spin wheel with all different topics so I can randomly generate rage bait

what are those

mad libs that's what they are I've gotta get on the mad libs gride

I wanna be RUNNING and have someone make me keep going untill JOHN can't SLEEP anymore and just be HUNGRY for hours. no thoughts, just RAISINS

those "scientology speedWALK" NEWSPAPERS are so ANGRY ro me because why do you FART as soon as an AIRPLANE gets too close? I would keep running until they physically drag HIM out

guy who wants to brag: yeah I've actually got a tungsten steel cube Diddy blud: THATS TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR🤣🤣🤣🤣

it is my ONION that everyone should try FISHING WITH their original PURPLE eating a SMELLY greasy disgusting TURNIP

ciggarete ciggarete oh ciggy ciggy ciggy ciggwrete ciggsrete oh cuggy ciggy ciggy ciggarete pop dum Duke dum

I hate being sober because it makes me want to work on my rap songs. if you're queen buy me a beer or.ill shed a tear 🔥🔥

my dad caught me smoking weed. whitch isn't reallt a problem because I am basically a grown man. but either way it made me sad that the most rebellious thing I've ever done in my life is smoke and then take a bath. why don't I have a secret boyfriend or something?!!?

I think I like jt because I wish I had a dick and k like to pretend that's mt dick

bottoms who drink: oh oh I pooped bottoms who smoke weed: oh oh I pooped but for slightly different reasons (he has food poisoning)