When they sit at the only dirty table in the bar

When they want a straw but no ice in their Diet Coke

When they ask why their food is taking a long time and they got their burger Well done.

When they flag you down to order when you're busy and no one is ready

When they send back their drink, you walk away, bring them the same drink and they say, much better

When the lights are up, music is off, and that table is still sitting there

When you get on the floor and realize all your pens fell out of your apron

When you ask if they want a beer or wine special and they say, sure yeah what is the cocktail special?

When you run out of coffee and debate if you serve them decaf or consid if they're patient enough to wait till it brews.

When you're weeded and your 6 top wants all their food boxed up

When they tell you their allergy when their food arrives

When you don't know you are 86 something until you see it blocked on micros and have to go have them order something else

When you're pre bussing and they try to help by handing you their plate but it always makes it worse

When they're annoyed their drinks aren't ready yet but they know you're not the bartender

How amazing would it be to have a camelback during your shift?

When you've been cut for two hours and the closer asks you to polish one more rack of silverware

When you pour water for your friends table as they sit down and they start giving you their order

Today someone sent back their sandwich because it had mustard on it. We got him a new one and then he asked for a side of mustard. I can't make this shit up, folks.

lets normalize not calling women crazy when they react to disrespect

Donald Trump acting like this debate is a Bad Girls Club reunion special