Today on HSRP, everyone cheats on their partners! -DBD

Today on HSRP, Nubs dies. Again. -Rider

Today on HSRP, a Dave dyes his hair pink. -Rider

Today on HSRP, no one is a homosexual. -DBD

Today on HSRP, Feferi has a crush on Aradia. -Rider

Today on HSRP, Damara has a black crush on Caliborn.

Today on HSRP, Bro sure knows how to clean his plate.

Today on HSRP, everyone speaks in fish puns for the halibut.

Today on HSRP, HSRP is deal and we killed it.

Today on HSRP, plenty of tasty drama to keep those drampires alive for another day.

Today on HSRP, Dualscar buries his ego next to his hopes and dreams.

Today on HSRP, Psii tries. So hard.

Today on HSRP, regret.

Today on HSRP, Bey pays a nice visit to the ICU.

Today on HSRP, DBD shoves a tampon up his ass on a dare. Un-fucking-believable.

Today on HSRP, Nubs and Bey remind everyone of their scene phases.

Today on HSRP, Dipshit Ampora realizes his true identity.

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