there’s nobody in this club this is so embarrassing 😭😭😭😭😭

a shake salad vending machines HATES to see me coming

seeing a white person on the red line is so scary like what are u doing here??

saying “not everyone should have a podcast” when u have a podcast like the call is coming from inside the house

phlegm tastes like cum but haven’t sucked dick in months maybe it’s a sign

my lore is crazy ngl

my bank account trynna tell me something

bitch that’s my cookie that’s my juice

april fools really just an excuse for unfunny people to think they are funny

BRIDGIT MENDLER QUEEN OF POP

my s7 black mirror episodes ranking: 1. common people - so camp that netflix allowed them to do this 2. USS callister - great sequel 3. hotel reverie - issa acting kinda whack white girl ate tho 4. eulogy - the man is dumb 5. bête noire - stupid twist 6. plaything - boring

all my vapes running out and being burnt might need to turn to cigarettes soon

the concept of overdosing on coke zero

whoever invented kewpie mayo needs their ass ate

wtf is this youtube layout

2 weeks no vape i really can quit whenever i want

got the most chopped of the trio

why the train smelling like piss