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Toby Westleigh

@tobywestleigh

Author, lawyer, prefer dogs, fan of choc milk, pro-wrestling. Huge author crush on @BarristerSecret and @garybellqc

Obsessed @Grimsby as setting for my work.

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My latest collection is live on Kindle. Thoughts from God's Own County: a collection of Poems o'Yorkshire Shout-out to HebTroCo and @KBJWhitstable in the final piece lovingly entitled 'Hipster Twats' amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B0C…

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Well... Authors copies have arrived and are looking pretty... The picture on the front is Hornsea beach for anyone who is curious 🧐 Get your own copy here; amazon.co.uk/Toby-Westleigh… #poetry #poetrycommunity #indieauthor

Well... Authors copies have arrived and are looking pretty... The picture on the front is Hornsea beach for anyone who is curious 🧐

Get your own copy here; amazon.co.uk/Toby-Westleigh…

#poetry #poetrycommunity #indieauthor
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Topical one today as the use of 'coronated' is boiling my p**s, I accept it *is* a word but what's happening today is a coronation where the King will be crowned

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And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin... Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin... Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
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Perhaps I'm overstepping here ... Finding it quite odd that more people are incredulous that Ariel in the new live action Little Mermaid is not a pale skinned redhead than she is still half fish... They can engage Brechtian thoughts about her species, but not her ethnicity?

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I think this the first time I've been on since Twitter became X; not an intentional protest, more just happenstance. I've just mailed off my entry to a Yorkshire poetry competition, fingers crossed 🤞. #poetry #PoemADay #poem #verse

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Having been away for some time, I've had chance to revaluate my work ethic, trying to write every day, good, bad or simply garbage.. #dailyjotting #PoetryIsLife #POEMS