So, uh, that new Linkin Park track is pretty dope.

It’s gone 10pm on a Sunday and I am battling with Avid Media Composer Titler+ *sigh* #PostChat

Cards against humanity’s website explaining why they’re suing Elon is pretty fucking good

Be an icon like Dame Maggie Smith and give zero f***s 💕

Hello darkness my old friend

You know in ‘Horny’ by Mousse T, when she sings “I sent a message through the Internet but it rejected”? Do you think she’d been blocked by the recipient, or had she just typed their email incorrectly? Interviewer: We meant do you have any questions about the job.

Making a quiz. Who can guess the song?

Assless chaps: men who find it hard to sit down.

😕 Dr, I have a problem 🧑‍⚕️ What seems to be the matter? 👀 It’s, rather embarrassing… 🩺 Not to worry, I’ve seen it all before 😔 Well, I… 🧑‍⚕️ 😐 I can’t hear the word ‘super’ without breaking into a delightfully theatrical version of ABBA’s Super Trooper 😳💃