One FOLLOWER will #win £1000 if both teams score in all seven 3pm Premier League games today! - Simply RT to enter. #OC1kGiveaway

Cant believe we got 3 EE shops in wrexham n we can hardly get a 3g signal.. # 4g joke

Poor Nigel Adkins why do teams do this all the time! Hope he finds a new club. Chelsea will need a new manager soon that's a nice safe job.

After keepin posession of the ball for 10 seconds. Liverpool have bid 30 million for the Swansea ballboy. Richard Osman

@GotToDance_Sky1 smart move to keep our young Tom till last ... #wrexhammovers

# BT IS absolute pants .COM. @ Bt.com How l got online here I haven't a clue. !! Get a grip Mr Cable Guy. " !!

Back on Twatter face. Get following peeps ' Not You Ken Barlow ' Obvs . # leave Rosie alone.!!

Is Franz Youre brother Rio Ferdinand # random fact

Theyve give this rain till it stops !!! #dampslippers #poorsparrows #wetcardboard Lorna Jones

So if it goes viral do I have to go to the docs??? #longwait#receptionistisrude

If it trends do I have to go buy some new clothes #skint #sundayhours #boo

8hour grueller . Friday nite madness. #dontgrowontrees #crumpetsfordinner... the joys

Big birthday bash day arrived. All the best son #oldtimer Jack Jones . Retweet 4 the big 18 . Ian Poulter Robbie Savage Rio Ferdinand

Cheeky little wager on norwich . #tidy.. mite reinvest on andy murray to get in the ryder cup team. #2000/1 #worthapunt . Lorna Jones

#russia on news ... selected politicians banned. !!! Makes my eyes bleed #eutakeyaballin#dontbanrussiantradeagain #muppets#bbccringestory

Whos that melon on Sky News pressing the pedestrian button after crossing the road! And hes wearing chinos! NOB

F.A state bbc is official in news correspondence . Therefore rooney is motm surely. If 2 broadcasters screen then f.a motm applies. Rooney !

2 tickets for sale for Stevie wonder Sunday 10th July general admission £200 #steviewondertickets #BSTHydePark #StevieWonder #northentrance

2 tickets for sale for Stevie wonder Sunday 10th July general admission £200 #steviewondertickets #BSTHydePark #StevieWonder