Me explaining to my parents what I do.

Mel Giedroyc Unforgivable is one of the most underrated shows on TV. Rude, crude and bloody brilliant. The confessions these celebs come out with and the perfect balance between Mel and Lou just really makes a gem of a show. Watch it on U&Dave or catch up on UKTV Play!

Last night's sky was of course directed by 1980s Spielberg. Here is the opening titles. Sound on.

Fess was by Bill Nighy, right?

There are at least five things I like about this picture.

My child using the word ‘aesthetic’

Coincidence?

Babe? Are you ok? You’ve barely touched your Hulk Work Bench.

‘Does anyone know where Roger is?’ ‘If I know Roger he’ll be playing with his 48 inch Dracula Bop Bag.’ ‘Thanks, I’ll go and have a look. ‘

Hard agree.

One of the all time great sketches. Written by Toby Davies

A little heads-up for my friends and followers who are fans of ‘Allo ‘Allo! I, Richard Gibson and Kim Hartman (Flick and Helga) have just launched a brand new podcast called “Listen Very Carefully”. Do give it a follow and spread the word! podqp.podbean.com

7 eras. 1 love. 💔 Watch the trailer for #Timestalker and get ready for @AliceLowe's “triumph of the imagination” (Little White Lies). Coming to UK & Ireland cinemas October 11.

Swap your popcorn for marmalade sandwiches and set sail for a brand new adventure. 🐻🥪 #PaddingtonInPeru is in cinemas across the UK & Ireland November 8th. Paddington StudiocanalUK

I have waited patiently for the next Alice Lowe joint and, oh my, it’s nearly here. Cannot wait for Timestalker. Here’s to 7 eras of Lowe in one movie! Watch the trailer for #Timestalker, featuring a formidable looking Nick Frost. Coming to UK & Ireland cinemas October 11!

I was watching Pretty Little Liars with daughter last night and I think I saw the worst dishwasher stacking I’ve ever seen. He even asks if she needs help and she declines. Unbelievable.

Idea : it’s an escape room, but it’s trying to get rid of the rubbish when leaving a holiday cottage.

I don’t know that I’ve seen many worse programmes than Reacher series 3.

This is like that scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark when Ronald Lacey wasn't on set and they had to hang his hat on the seat and hope no one noticed.

In honor of one of the greatest poster artists of our time, here’s my favorite Drew Struzan anecdote when illustrating Indiana Jones Adventure’s attraction poster: