I’m not like the other girls, cause I’m a dude

What breed is the Twitter bird?

I have my name taped up on my bedroom wall, in case I forget

I want to kick Dolores Umbridge in the ribcage

Remember those little plastic treasure chests that you’d put your tooth in after it fell out? Those were rad.

Uhh... yeah 😤 I eat McDonald’s 👏 chicken 👏 McNuggets 👏 with their HOT MUSTARD 🥵 flavor dipping sauce 😤 and have to drink cold water 🥶 to negate the heat 🥵 🥵 what about it??💯💯

Ben Shapiro is my sleep paralysis demon

High School Musical 4: In Space

Why is it called Fortnite if the game doesn’t last 14 days and 14 nights?

Someone at Pixar really said “let’s name the movie ‘Cars’” and everyone just agreed

In 2020, we’ve had: - WW3 scares - Kobe & Gigi’s death - Australia burning - A worldwide pandemic - All sporting events cancelled - Confirmed UFO sightings - Murder Hornets - Parallel Universe - Riots across the Country - And now Anonymous has returned It’s only May.