There’s a special place in hell for people who eat on public transit.

guy on the bus was picking his nose so hard he got a raging nose bleed. #itseverywhere #happyhalloween #hepatitis

to literally everyone I know who thinks they’re social media famous, you are not - and it’s so so painful to watch.

a 90 year old man sitting across from me is casually doing lines on the bus off of a pack of bacon. #ets #presidentschoice

he has now opened that pack of bacon and is eating it raw.

merry christmas.

hey Edmonton Transit Service (ETS) , the guy behind me is literally eating a plate of spaghetti, how about you start enforcing your rules

to the guy singing Elton John karaoke to the whole bus on repeat, while I respect your music choice, I hate you.

hey Edmonton Transit Service (ETS), I wasn’t aware we were aloud to smoke cigarettes on public transit. I wish I knew this a few years ago. #canadianclassics #classiccanadian

Does anyone else get blisters from vacuuming too hard or is it just me?

what is sleep

petition to bring back Dairy Queen brownie earthquake

does anyone else’s baby snore like a 300lb man or is it just mine

It just took me 17 minutes to find the twitter app on my phone #xgongiveittoya

no

why would I pay to get a haircut when my child can just rip it out of my head for free

The United Conservative Party voted to require parental consent before name and gender changes can take place at Albertan schools

can somebody please tell Travis kelce that he is white

why get lip fillers when your child can just headbutt you in the mouth repeatedly

hey Edmonton Transit Service (ETS) is there a reason you made the 900x ‘xpress’ route as long as humanly possible or do you just hate me