Just when you thought today couldn't get any better! It was great having you celebrate with us, Holly Rowe! #GoUtes

K but whoever came up with the U.S. Women's National Soccer Team #WomensWorldCup roster release deserves a RAISE.

I spent the past few years absorbing knowledge. I wasted countless hours on useless shit, and I don’t want you to do the same. So, here are the 27 most important lessons on ‘the game of life’ I learned so far: (The end will shock you) --- 1) Don't listen to people who lose

Not to mention last time we did this with D Fisher it was a FLOP.

Distraction level is all-time high rn: War Ali/Ashlyn WNBA Championship NWSL playoffs TSwift/Kelce

Life is a beautiful thing when you fully pour into yourself and those around you. Feeling really thankful this Friday.

A QUEEN

I recently saw someone ask what the most surprising hidden expense in raising children is and I also saw the real and only answer: fruit. Every child is born with a fruit that will be the only thing they’ll want to eat and as a parent you need to pray it’s not ra$pberrie$

After 3 sneezes, I'm not blessing you anymore. You need antihistamines, not blessings.

This might be the greatest news moment of all time. The guilty counter! Hahahahahahahaha

SCOTUS just said a president can do anything without getting in trouble and Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi are still going to email me saying their hands are tied on every issue I care about unless I give them $20 today

The concept of the album from what I’ve gathered so far is Eminem killing off the character of slim shady metaphorically…. The beginning of the album is a bunch of unnecessary slurs and over exaggerated hatefulness for no apparent reason symbolizing How shady as a persona is

I just literally want one precedented time. just one moment of precedented-ness

It’s Céline Dion’s world and we are just living in it. Absolutely beautiful performance ❤️🇨🇦 #Paris2024  #Olympics  #Olympic2024

Clean.

Oooh. Two favs! Crypto + sports!

An all time great.

What in the actual f*** is going on?

Late to this, but quite literally obsessed with Chappell Roan. No I’m not ok.