I literally have mini awakenings damn near every month..

Me:

THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES ARE SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!

Now y’all so woke , ITEEE😂.

Double texting actually pmo , cause 9/10 … I saw your message .

I can’t wait to get my hair done. Can’t take this bun anymore.

I love saying “sounds good” at work and don’t shit sound good

Ketchup does not belong anywhere near eggs, that’s disgusting.

I feel Easter should be celebrated more than Christmas. It’s the entire core and essence of Christianity.

A Black girl with degrees is such a flex!

It is no longer cheaper to eat at home….

People are so weird 😂

I be so annoyed when a pimple pops up on a random Monday

They on TikTok calling Druskii and Kai Cenat “Fanboy & Chumchum” and I’m in FUCKING TEARS LMAOOO.

It gets to a point …

If I say ‘respectfully’… the words that follow will be everything but respectful.

BARK LIKE YOU WANT IT !!

Idk why, but I hate seeing a boomerang now

i hope that every “i can do it myself” type of girl meets their “i know but i want to do it for you” guy