just unlocked the “shout” power in Skyrim and this guy was doubting that I’m Dragonborn so I thought I’d shout at the king to show it off and EVERYONE ATTACKED ME FOR “ATTEMPTING TO MURDER THE KING” IM DYING

i need someone to remind me not to play mario wonder at night because all these stupid deaths lead me to angrily sleep at 3 am, thinking if only i doubled jump, i wouldn't have fallen off

didn’t get to enjoy the pool but I definitely enjoyed the view

how do you all respond when youre peeing in a public restroom and someone knocks to check if its occupied?

Starter playing Slay the Spire and it has lead me to angrily sleep at 2 am for the past week

is it just me or does anyone else also feel stressed when they set their alarms like i keep waking up every hour out of fear that the alarm will sound and i'll be blasted with its siren

happy 2024!! may this year be the year all our wishes come true!!

a bad habit of mine is nitpicking things that do not need any attention

if you ever see me washing dishes or doing chores, it only means i'm avoiding something worse than this

i cant believe its may already!! i feel like i just spent my nonexistent 100 million for christmas presents yesterday

today I learned that cheetahs can run 75 miles per hour but only for short bursts of around 1,500ft, and my toxic trait is thinking I’ll out-stamina a cheetah

AEGON SMILING AND IT'S NOT TOM BREAKING THE CHARACTER THANK YOU SUNFYRE 😭🫶

is it just me, or do you also get nervous when someone tries to open the public restroom door like i know its locked but still

ITS PUMPKIN PIE SEASON

the most stupid advice i lived and gave is that labels in the relationship arent important, and that open relationship is healthy because it will show you that he will always choose you over someone

japan airlines is the only airline ive been with a bidet and I love it

my husband almost hit a guy as we’re getting out of the parking lot cause the guy was smelling his pizza box while crossing the street

made banana muffins today and it’s missing a piece because I accidentally ate it before taking the photo 👀

SILKSONG IS STRESSING ME OUT SO MUCH