Get back to cat, Post Orifice MICHEAL SWIFT - the only person that enjoys your company, and stop recommending us to idiots!

Well we're not !!!!@PostOrifice MICHEAL SWIFT Nuff said. Game over.

Well we're not!!!! Post Orifice MICHEAL SWIFT Nuff said. Game over.

Another botched delivery. Post Orifice #christmasbuggered

What was the issue @JaimeJimenez1st ? Was he wearing odd socks again?

Professional Post Orifice Phil TOOTELL? ?? A stuffed cat and a puppet driver? Leave customer service to the lads in orange wagons.

Cowboys were legendary, majestic pioneers of the new frontier Post Orifice Phil TOOTELL . Thanks for that.

Do try @CharliCohen - take a leaf out of our book. "Yes we can "

We don't ship dodgy batteries, and we're no friend of yours Post Orifice Banane .

Another dissatisfied Post Orifice customer? You shower should just roll over and let the inevitable orange master race take over.

Because, you wastes of space Post Orifice - we're about deliveries, not showing off, you workshy clowns!

Good lad Nick Power - put in a good word for the boys in orange.

Really Post Orifice Nick Power ? So you got the tweet by accident then I suppose, you bunch of soft toys?

Why not the trusty orange warriors @culcul71 Charles Evans Artist ??

Customers can be confident that there parcels "get there" with us Post Orifice @culcul71 Charles Evans Artist . How about yours?

You puppets and your little toy town vans have done worse Post Orifice @culcul71 Charles Evans Artist .

We'd like to be of assistance Siunclinch - but that sarcastic attitude certainly isn't helping you one bit frankly.

Fair enough james moses . We should have called it a day when we read "Sunshine Caravan Park" - moving your caravan was unfair though!

You won't be when you receive are invoice for £74 worth of extra diesel Iain Alexander.

Please explain Guvnor Beth Fox. . Have you had a bad experience with TNT, or perhaps just an allergic reaction to orange coloured fruit?