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@tmozman

scotland. textbook millennial. permanent defiance. growing sense of empathy. #LUFC glory supporter. jokes not bants. over-thinker

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Five Things All Young People (and adults) Should Know About GCSEs on Results Day. 1. It is not possible for everyone to succeed in their GCSEs. The exam results are referenced against earlier cohorts, meaning that around 30% will get failing results every year. This is built

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I’m starting to properly appreciate the terrifying beauty of these creations. The initial wonderment of the repetition, breaking into hilarity and then brought to a shuddering stop as you realise that it’s possible to catch stupid

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Quick story about Sven-Goran Ericksson (RIP). Such a good man, open and easy to talk to. You needed humility being the first “foreign” England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 manager, but one night we realised just how humble (and witty) he was. At a charity dinner after the World Cup in 2006, when he was

Quick story about Sven-Goran Ericksson (RIP). Such a good man, open and easy to talk to. You needed humility being the first “foreign” England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 manager, but one night we realised just how humble (and witty) he was. 

At a charity dinner after the World Cup in 2006, when he was
Peter Donaghy (@peterdonaghy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Might have gone too far, but here's a chart of the price of a pint of beer relative to incomes in Britain from 1259-2023. Pints were cheapest in 1462 when pints were the modern day equivalent of £1.39. If you think pints are expensive now, be grateful you aren't drinking in 1315.

Might have gone too far, but here's a chart of the price of a pint of beer relative to incomes in Britain from 1259-2023. Pints were cheapest in 1462 when pints were the modern day equivalent of £1.39. If you think pints are expensive now, be grateful you aren't drinking in 1315.
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If you're in the oasis queue, you can jump to the front by turning off your router and putting your phone in airplane mode. PLEASE RT

Farrukh (@implausibleblog) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Sharon Graham, "If you tax the 1% 1% more, that's £25 billion, black hole gone, £3 billion in your pocket" "What's happening about the winter fuel allowance.. It's such a small amount of money.. £1.2 billion is not going to touch the black hole" Sharon Graham "It's the wrong

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This World Suicide Prevention Day, remember you don’t have to go through tough times alone. Please save and share ❤️

This World Suicide Prevention Day, remember you don’t have to go through tough times alone. Please save and share ❤️
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twitter, seeing this for the first time: “hmm. what is the use case?” “feet. you’ve invented feet.” “a wheel can only *simulate* walking. it can never *truly* walk” “i’d respect these wheelbros if they straight up admitted they’re too lazy to learn to walk”

twitter, seeing this for the first time:

“hmm. what is the use case?”

“feet. you’ve invented feet.”

“a wheel can only *simulate* walking. it can never *truly* walk”

“i’d respect these wheelbros if they straight up admitted they’re too lazy to learn to walk”
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funny isn’t it - haven’t seen a single story about how ambulances have not been able to get through here, missed cancer treatment appointments, kids unable to get to school because of the flooding etc etc etc...