You know what's more fun than singing Mamma Mia songs? Having Mikey sing them to you with a mouthful of popcorn. Good times.

I'm gonna be the supportive sister-in-law and say he is, in fact, the Dancing Queen.

Just eat your popcorn.

Trying to manage Michelangelo like

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 6 Mar 2012 (via Twi Age 🥳).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 6 Mar 2012 (via Twi Age 🥳).

Man, I love being a turtle! #BrothersDay

That's my boys. *wipes away invisible tear*

@grumpykrang I'd advise you get off whatever you're on. It seems to be affecting that gelatin you call a brain. Don't believe I know you.

Well, this is depressing. It’s like that class nerd’s party that nobody came to.

*bows* At your service. x.com/launchiez/stat…

Christ on a fucking cracker… screaming. I need this to happen. Soon. x.com/launchiez/stat…

Launch is too precious. But she’s not wrong. Unless they’re your actual father, don’t call them daddy. Just don’t.

My imagination is very present. It just doesn’t always involve confetti. x.com/launchiez/stat…

She is so getting purple fishnets for Christmas.

I see you, fearless.

LeoBear! Long time no see. *Grins softly, sending a two-fingered salute 𝖧𝖺𝗆𝖺𝗍𝗈 𝖫𝖾𝗈𝗇𝖺𝗋𝖽𝗈 ™’s way* Heh… What’s up?

Somebody has to. Your pretty blue feathers could use some ruffling now and then. x.com/launchiez/stat…

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So… I’m guessing everybody’s just dead now. That’s the vibe I’m getting.