when a documentary starts with an old white person going "we're a small town, we didn't lock our doors at night" oh we're gonna find out what made them start

you don't need to rage bait me. i have always been angry

miss you (the money i spent)

“Microplastics” “Red 40” Baby I buy my greens powder at TJMaxx. My bloodstream contains elements scientists have yet to discover

Notice how Lorde has a song called tennis court and not pickleball court tired of yall pushing that fake sport

I need to spend zero dollars between now and 2026 and also become a good person.

Hey so why do cell providers act like they’re protecting nuclear codes bc tell me why I’ve been trying to buy a new phone for an hour at the Apple Store and T-Mobile is the reason it’s taking so long

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things

saying summer is over on august 25 is an indicator of a quitter’s mindset and indoctrination by big halloween

It's a Slimey Summer. 💛🧡 #SesameRoadTrip

twilight in the morning with coffee and a bagel smuggled into the theater. break for brunch & mimosas, return buzzed for new moon. double feature with eclipse. dinner and drinks, back in time for breaking dawn part 1. popcorn, candy, movie theater wine, breaking dawn part 2. club

Live your life in such a way that half the internet doesn’t start planning block parties when they think you’re dead.

"You can take one personal item with you to military training" Me:

against my will, mind you.

Being an SSRI girlie and a summer girlie is the worst combo bc I love the beach more than anything but I can’t be in the sun for more than half an hour without burning no matter how much sunscreen I use 😭

A fabric tomato filled with needles. Don’t see that much anymore

HEATHCLIFF. IS. NOT. WHITE. CATHERINE. IS. NOT. BLONDE. OR. 35.

i don’t watch the 2 brothers show but i hope for the sake of everyone’s mental health that the one with sad eyes beats the one with evil curly hair