Jon Cooper right now:

Hockey might be back

Gavin McKenna in the last month: • 14pts in 7 NCAA games • 2nd on Team Canada in points at WJC • had one of the coldest photos of all-time at beaver stadium • knocked a guy out and broke his jaw • acquired and beat a felony case He's so showtime.

You can’t roll up a Bitcoin and use it to snort cocaine

The Kid Rock halftime show is for people who prefer their beer the same way they prefer their violence, domestic

Remember, just because you're ugly doesn't mean you're another gender.

Kid Rock makes music for guys who are only allowed to see their children every other weekend, but don’t.

I will not be watching bad bunny halftime show I will not be watching kid rock halftime show I will most likely be sitting on the toilet getting ready for the second half

If you have a bf/gf who’s a Patriots fan, please give them space to enjoy the Super Bowl tonight. Watching their specific team play in the big game only happens 10 or 11 times in a lifetime

Josh Allen’s wife made the Super Bowl before he did

Will campbell trying to wipe his tears away and sobbing even harder when his hands can’t reach his eyes

If you had bough $1000 worth of Beyond Meat stock five years ago, it would be now worth $4 With AMC, you would have $26 left If you had bought $1,000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) 1 year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit,

Dylan Larkin has Mike Eruzione on his shoulders in Milan 🇺🇸

If I text you this before a night out just know I’m about to be a problem

The Top Five Teams in the World Baseball Classic 5. Venezuela 4. Japan 3. Dominican Republic 2. United States 1. The Boston Red Sox

The amount of mid day nose bleeds that will happen tomorrow at work in the greater Buffalo area tomorrow will be comical. Break out the bad dust imported from nearby Rome New York and chase it down with 35 icy cold Labatt Blues each. They are going to be partying like the great

Imagine trying to explain to someone which of these was a goal

no bruins lead will feel safe until it’s an hour after the game is completed

Is there anything better than a great steak and a big ole set of tits. Less is more. Fuck