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Merry Christmas from Mrs. Claus (Rachael (sometimes SaaSy) Anne) and me. 😊

Imagine talking to your very sweet octogenarian mother-in-law on the phone about the Christmas card you sent her, and her saying in her posh British accent, "Rachael, you got so dolled up for this picture, but why doesn't Tim dress up?" 💥, roasted (And let me stress that she

Bay Area photographers: where do you go to see the fog come in, when it’s fog season? I’m thinking more Peninsula/South Bay than the City. I’d love a vantage point to capture a time lapse of the fog coming in over the hills.

Me: *takes survey* Culture Amp: "LOVE ME!"

Shooting some videos about Kafka Connect today, which is deadly serious business.

SFO pauses departures when there’s rain. I have never understood this.

Yes, Confluent had a very very good Q4, and a very good 2024 overall. It's a pleasure to be on board this ship. 😊

Wait, so ARM is little-endian? The perfidy! The effrontery!

This guy streams!

Hey, United Airlines, I bought a business class fare with a second leg on a partner airline, and you booked that second leg in economy without indicating that on united.com. I paid for business class and got economy. How is this not blatant dishonesty?

💡 Tim Berglund is back at the lightboard to show you the most exciting thing he’s seen in analytics in the last 40 years (not an exaggeration): Tableflow! No data copying, no transformation steps, just native open table formats—learn how Tableflow works: youtu.be/O2l5SB-camQ?fe…

It was a joy to re-record this course after four long, eventful years. So much has changed, but Kafka is still Kafka. :)

"Drinking Personal Alcohol" would make a great title for a developer advocate's memoir.

🔴 T-20m. I will see you at Confluent Developer YouTube channel

If you record a video in which you're writing by hand, and you accidentally spell the word "capabilities" as "cababilities," your YouTube viewers will point that out. A lot. And for the record, I'm still very grateful for those viewers. :)

Conversation with Robin Moffatt 🍻🏃🥓... Robin: "Do you know Tiger Beetle?" Me: "I know Tiger Beat, the 80s teen magazine with, like, pictures of Simon LeBon and whoever." Robin: "No, the database."

This is a drone bucket list goal of mine. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.