The streets saying I look like Temu Marlon? I'll take it

How long before Grindr fly’s out Joey Mills for a photoshoot?

Maybe it’s just my algorithm, but Twitter just seems to cycle through the same discourse over-and-over again every other week

It's my time to shine, I can feel it

Make your point without invoking Hitler in the 21st century challenge. Difficulty: Impossible

Base44 is the new Grammarly with the amount of ads I see from them on YouTube

Gays are too liberal to drop their pro-choice tilt and make the point that gay surrogacy is pro-social, and abortion is anti-social. If gays agreed to give up surrogacy if women agreed to give up abortion rights, women would elect to keep their abortion rights 10 times out of 10

It’s low i.q. to put the dollar sign after the number btw

If you're fat and I see you in public, that's rape. You're raping me.

I want gay guys to want better music for themselves

Phew. Not a jeetard. Apple lives to see another day

Me when I’m laying in bed and a random cringe thing I did 10yrs ago intrusively comes to mind

No matter what I do to mute Clavicular from my timeline, he keep reappearing!!

> Subscription slopped the f out of everything > Failed to innovate flagship models. Just endless copies of the same thing > Poured billions into Apple Car for the whole project to be scraped > Failed to develop Siri into a competitive AI model despite first-mover advantage

It's amazing that Trump can trash Meghan McCain's dad for years but all it takes to win her over is a war on Iran. Truly her father's daughter. He'd be genuinely proud.

“Soft block” is when I follow you but mute you

How come Apple doesn’t just 3x the size of the Studio Display with TVOS already installed and call it Apple TV?

If you’re bored of Twitter, go to Instagram Reels. It’s funny over there, and the comments are hilarious