true bonding activity; sob in the theater with your friends while watching project hail mary

after losing my mind for 6 hours straight i’ve decided it’s not that serious

“Sofia” by Clairo has reached 1 BILLION streams on Spotify. It’s her second song to achieve this.

“but the lady in the lake was different now. the lady in the lake was also dani. and dani wouldn’t. dani would never.”

i am like if someone who is incredibly clingy and obsessive was also incredibly avoidant and elusive

the mold growing in my water bottle said you would say that

At Istanbul Airport, a cat got on an escalator going the wrong way and no matter how hard it tried, it couldn’t reach where it wanted to go 😂 Luckily, a kind man noticed, picked it up, and placed it on the correct escalator .

sometimes i let my coochie make my decisions call that clitical thinking

dream job??? my dream is to be unemployed for 1 year and suffer zero financial consequences

Said it before (and got banned) but Fuck Scottish Family Party forever and ever !!!

cats at 3am:

Hey sorry I missed your call I was slow blinking at my cat so he knows I love him