Give me ur ride punk or i will dust ur ass!

Friend making $20/hr as a barista: “No worries bro, I"ll cover this one and you'll get the next one!” Friend making $450k as a software engineer: “Can you Venmo me $3.62 for your share of the Uber ride?”

Accurate

i hope whoever keeps signing me up for political campaign texts has a horrible day

granny ain’t seen ass cheeks like that before 😭😭😭😭😭 x.com/copiumx/status…

He’s A 100% Correct

the seal voiceover omg

😩😩😩 I’m cryin with him 😭😭because I’ve messed up plenty before I finally got it! 😂😂 but when you do!!!😮‍💨

Most people don't realize that the actor that played Wilson in Castaway, is also the Top Gun actor in the 1986 volleyball scene

Hulu don’t care if you fall asleep, you wake up and you already on season 17 episode 22

😂😂

This what real friends look like.. you’d be surprised how many people let their “homies” starve 💯

Chappelle Show had no business being this good 🤣

Good morning Twitter

Flamingo Drama

Man shoutout to the Detroit Pistons this is awesome 🥹 x.com/original_Sbe/s…

the greatest era

I could run through a brick wall right now!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 USA USA USA USA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸