I accidentally typed wound engineer instead of Sound Engineer and I think that’s my new job

Bill Burr is one of the only major media voices who’s been able to rightly hate liberals’ bullshit, stand with left populism, not ally with the troglodyte right, and also communicate with disillusioned dudes. He’s basically a unicorn.

Stop it.

Can anyone that knows something about astrology tell me when my Co – Star will stop telling me this shit?

the hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life

When I get off my motorcycle and walk into a building there's a second before I get my helmet off I feel like I'm about to rob the place. -7/21/2013

Dirk Dastardly sounds like an alt-p*rn name.

when fleabag perfectly encapsulated grief

There’s a guy that wants to talk political with me sometimes but he’s literally too stupid to understand how stupid he is so there’s really no point. Pigeon chess.

"I asked grok" "I asked chatGPT" oh yeah well my friends used to call me and ask me things before they could look it up on their phones and I miss feeling useful for frivolous things outside of a trivia contest.

Free country my ass

Eddington is both a good movie and also dogshit. I don’t have to gobble nuts for every auteur and neither should you. There’s a lot of truth and a lot of stupid shit in that movie and the stupid shit won in the edit.

I just saw an old man in his 70s in a pickup clutching a bright green vape like a 17-year-old. Pathetic. You survived Nam to die of popcorn lung?

Google’s AI app is called Gemini, you know I can’t trust that! Who picked that one?! Libra, Pisces or Virgo sure…

I know too many people that date like Satan does. He deserves better.

Fuck it, why not? Nosferatu Buscemi