Feels like -2°outside 😑

I tell my daughter i love you so much she goes “i know i know dad” now 😂 MISSION ACCOMPLISHED 😎

Kim Kardashian 2.0 patriots will win putting my money on it!

If i spent the same money on my house in Texas id be rich but nooooo i live in MD in a half million dollar fixer upper 😩🥲

I’m so damn tired after all this snow

I can’t lie this ESPN App is pretty nice but I’m not paying for another service

Isn’t that tanking

Once you have everything you want in life everything gets a bit grim when you expect it to be happy times. Like what do i do next what goals do i make? And best part is nobody around you understands. Hobbies travel it all gets boring, the only fun thing is being around fun people

Great idea however of this is San Fran good luck 😂 those hills are hard to fathom until you see it in person

This superbowl is ass 🥴

U.S. women’s hockey team is killing shit

Who tf is paying $1000+ a month for a car payment!? 🥴😂

$100 says he beats the shit out of Invincible

I’m not getting Apple tv just to watch formula 1

Please tell me this aint real

It was 85° yesterday, there was a tornado warning last night, this morning it hailed, and now it’s snowing. Welcome to Maryland

The hold AI has on old people is crazy

Why do kids get sick the week you’re exhausted

“Grandma told me keep my grass low whole time I’m the snake” “I’m the one from round the corner where they snaked Martin luther king” “My daddy my first Co-d” 😂

If you have a good day life will make sure you have a bad night