I can only assume that the ted lasso directors put the Jesus Christ Superstar theme and a leonard cohen song in the same episode to get me specifically jazzed up and let me tell you mission accomplished

Love it when the solar panel ppl at Costco try to talk to me when we both know in our hearts i could 21 jump street a high school way easier than an HOA

The final episode of our first season is a special one! Producer of our show camara aaron joins her mother and our host kaytura felix for a conversation reflecting on their mother-daughter relationship while growing and learning together in justice. (more below)

If i point out a typo in my lease what’s the chances my rent goes up

Smiled at a child at church and he smiled back

The devastation every Easter when halfway through my second bag of jelly beans I remember that I have one thing in common with Ronald Reagan

It hurts even more since my lifelong dream is to star in a feature film alongside a chimpanzee

Listening to Proud Mary and drinking bootleg liquor call that Turner and Hooch

Haven’t heard from the Mounties in a while what are they up to up there

Consider: we abolish linkedin and everyone just gets a Wikipedia page instead

Does someone have a list of bill simmons’ worst takes i fear this Jason isbell doc has me feeling fond of that man

Just took a phone call at the gym am i the villain

Ron Desantis is just Ted Cruz with a blender bottle

Real blown opportunity not making psi a symbol for pressure

My ass is so in bed rn 🤪

Hey man don’t look now but these 1980s era bowling alley animations are talking mad shit rn

Not my place to say but Lebron leaning into the King James theme so much in a playoff series against a large Serb feels historically unwise

Henry Kissinger should go on Hot Ones

God I could fuck up a lazy river rn

Breakfast was invented by industrialists who didn’t want you to eat three peaches in your car on the way to work at 6:45 AM