Man kan fucking købe en rumrejse på bilkas hjemmeside.. 1,8 mil.. Håber der er fri fragt

Jeg er så skørt meget oppe og køre over mit første surdejsbrød, der er i ovnen lige nu. JEGKANIKKEVÆREIMIGSELV.JEPG

Or to give blowjobs

I lost my aunt today..... she’s not dead, just racist.

thank you for the 2 million 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 rt + like for a chance to win big

There is a thing I have been wanting to say all week that I have not yet said. I have not yet said it because I worry it is one step too far. One step more than what people are ready to hear. It will be too polarising. Nevertheless, this conversation needs to happen.

So many of my friends are getting engaged and married and having kids these days, meanwhile I got to the 100th floor in the skull cavern in stardew valley and I'm very proud

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This is remarkable delivery. If it’s not on teleprompter, it’s some of the best broadcasting I’ve ever seen.

❤ for the raven  🔁 for the Fox. Which Witcher 3 waifu will win? Pics by David Love

Jeg får ondt i maven af beboerforeninger udelukkende bestående af unge mennesker. Folk fatter hat

Jeg skal skilles, min kone har lige sat sig ved bordet og sagt "god morgen fam", jeg kan ikke se mig selv i det her forhold længere.

Kære Magdalena. Under snorkling idag ved 16-tiden ved Kastrup Søbad fandt jeg din 14-karat guldring. Datoen og øvrige karakteristika kender du jo nok ☺️. Jeg håber du via venner, bekendte og kloge folk får set denne besked. Jeg krydser fingre.

Er back

RT to pet the cute fox girl and she might show you booba 😳

Jeg springer ud i Berlingske som den eneste med en ph.d i kongeriget, der mener, at DR’s satireprogram var en sejr for videnskaben, fordi Anja C. Andersen rullede hele den videnskabelige metode frem for seerne berlingske.dk/kommentatorer/… #videnerfandemeikkeetsynspunkt

Well, I guess Jonas Vingegaard just showed Carla Sands the benefits of being a middle class Dane who can’t afford a car 🥇🇩🇰 #TourDeFrance

Parboiled ris skal afskaffes.

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