I pray this storm knocks the power out at my work

My lady came over late lastnight and crawled into bed and got under the blankets while I was sleeping and goes “smells like you been fartin”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I done got so drunk lastnight I was tryna explain that a “crocodile is like a spreedsheet”

The European mind can not comprehend this

The NELK reunion goes LIVE tonight @ 8PM/EST on YouTube!

“Bro come down we are about to smoke”

can’t believe I let myself get a gut again I gotta tap in

He really crying his heart out for stitch 😭

I hate to get into the shower then I hate to get out the shower

I been saying the Amish ain’t no joke they are some real ones

She didn’t like me when I was “bassboy” now she sleeping in my bed cause I’m “riverboy” with a boat

I was hammered riding a horse yesterday and some the barn workers thought I was special needs….

🚨#BREAKING: The Amish have been sighted once again rebuilding Chimney Rock businesses and homes in Western North Carolina. A stunning 2,000 Amish volunteers have come to help their fellow Americans in Western North Carolina since Hurricane Helene. GOD BLESS THE AMISH!!!!

I don’t got no eating disorder but Ima gonna eat dis order

I’ll go into a fishing store with my girlfriend and first thing I say when we walk out the doors is “that dude is a fucking dumbass and don’t know what he talking about”

Type shit Im listening to driving round for work.

the GOAT

Was drunk the other night and talked about whales to my girlfriend for bout n hour. It was basically me talking bout how I shoulda played the boy in “free willy” and how I could summon a whale with a harmonica no problem any day. Then showed her multiple videos of whale jumps.

Throwback to the night after getting jumped at a house party.