Listening to my little league coach yell at us due to the stress over his impending divorce while I think about how i’m gonna tell him I left my cleats at home

Can’t believe I’ve lived far enough into the future to learn the first slur for robots

vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick p.e.n.i.s. = personal electronic nicotine inhalent system real eyes realize real lies

Most people: Happy Easter! Black people: HAPPY RESURRECTION DAY!!

Nobody be on Twitter more than a employed person on the clock 😂🤦🏾‍♂️

They are pricing us out of life and y’all solution is just to lock in and make more money.

I want to get paid 6 figures spending the companies money, making the work place fun.

I absolutely love that my dad still wants to help me handle my car maintenance. Wish he was still down to pay for it too.

I’ll settle down when I hit like 45, shit too turnt rn

Ariana was 0% cool before the scandal. My goodness.

might quit my job to focus on summer idk

I want West Wilson UNDER the jail!

I hate when a guy asks for my number and doesn’t text me immediately.

women in STEM are undefeated

I want his ACL on my desk by monday.

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I love myself. I love my mind. I love my body.

I’ve never contributed to traffic in my entire life that’s all on y’all

Nothing better than hearing that “door open” sound and seeing your crush online. These were the days. Truly.

I have a fun, healing spirit, that divorcees can just smell on me.