never forget what they took from us

practical magic

shut the fuck up jordan

new lizzo good, not as good as cuz i love you but still good

goodwill gas

weezer has two song templates: 1. i love women so much that i hate them 2. i wish it was 1994 :(

sexual repression doesn't make people less sexual it just makes their fetishes more fucked up

transphobes coping and seething

me

we're on this earth to wack off and die

you're right it is embarrassing

bought crocs letsgoboys

elon musk won't see ur tweets making fun of him but your friends who are uncooked chickens pulled over a human skeleton will

nobody knows what gender i am, i'm the confuser

shut the fuck UPPPPPP

u don't have to read to be a writer but i can guarantee ur writing is gonna suck

I HAVE NEVER AND WILL NEVER APOLOGISE FOR MY SEX LIFE ! GAY SEX IS NATURAL, GAY SEX IS GOOD! NOT EVERYBODY DOES IT, BUT.....HA HA!