Oh hello 2024 version of manhood-as-political-strategy good to see you

[fearful silence] does it involve a monocle, cane, and top hat?

How to build a garden, step by step: daniellekurtzleben.substack.com/p/how-to-build…

5:45 AM: GETTING UP EARLY IS INCREDIBLE AND A NEW LIFE HACK WHY HAVENT I DONE THIS FOR YEARS

4:30 PM onward: I hate you all stop talking to me society is a mistake

Is anyone tracking how much attention news orgs pay to college campus protests re: Israel/Gaza vs. what's actually happening in Israel/Gaza? (serious question)

I see how it is Twitter I drop a spicy tweet defending my workplace and ohhhhh we make sure the jerkfaces see it but I drop CONSISTENT GEMS thereafter and NOTHIN I see how it is

9 questions about the asylum where they raised me.
1) how long would you last there?
-less than an hour
2) are there cardstacks?
-there were
3) etc etc etc

Honestly, me too.

The anti-boygenius post we need and deserve: deezlinks.com/p/when-i-want-…

If you aren’t following Ximena you should — she’s all over the Trump trial and doing a great job of it. >>>

Dear RNC and DNC: is there still time to consider doing all-virtual 2020-style conventions this year y/n pls write me back

Oh God so many things here:
- take a nap after big events
- take a nap after phone calls
- take a nap under your desk when you see someone coming to talk to you
- moisturize the gills under your ribs
- take a nap on the stairs just to see if you can

You know what’s funny (or sad) about this? Back when WAMU and DCist were firing on all cylinders, on any given day you’d get a quirky or funny only-in-D.C. type of tale, a deep dive into local government, arts and culture, good photography, and more.

Look someone has to say it Duolingo Lily needs a real attitude adjustment why she gotta be such a douche

Tortured Poets is a cosmic mix of the action of the '80s combined with the exploitation films of the '70s, but with modern touches. It's hyperviolent, but it knows that it is. It's a little bit Tarantino, it’s definitely a little bit Michael Mann. It's kind of a cosmic gumbo.

Pro tip: if someone with a large following siccs said following onto a post/thread of yours to dogpile, turning the replies off redirects many angry people to quote tweet anger at the replies being closed so they can’t instantly rage.

Much healthier experience (mostly)

Oh just reading the bad comments on a bad NYT column because I hate my life I guess.