I'm not saying i'm Orlando Jones, i'm just saying that yes. I am orlando jones. #brolando #OrlandoJones #mishacollins

If we try hard enough, we shall restore me, Orlando's, mighty clame to become every character, man/women/child in #SPN and #SleepyHollow

tvs unwillingness 2 cast only me jst exposes its weak underbelly its undeniable deficiency of logic im the great and tru talent alluneedisme

to see the amount of proposterity that encompasses the likes of twitter has left me feeling sick with n aftertaste of FRAUDULENCE. surrender

I was sitting on my golden jonesthrone when i thought i felt my very orlando essence leaving me. it waseth but just a fart #Orlandopocalypse

if a jonesclone falls n no 1 heareth it, did it fall? yes, it hath just like every other fool when i succeed as thee sole heir to the throne

@ORLANDOJ0NESS altho u only c me as such I choseth not 2 b ur orlandobro, iprofess my deepnsexual desire 2b ur orlandolover will u hav thee?

@LegitOJones i am so very proudeth to have given you ur 800th follower, muah. please help thee in getting more followers<3

so close...2...300..i can feel a romantic tragedy emerging again after centuries from deep within thy soul..#brolando #Orlandopocalypse

So many attractive followers You are all just jonesin' for a bonesin'.

SupernaturalWiki wanna come along? :) #Orlandopocalypse

Only 50 more!! #OrlandoJones #GISHWES2014 #Trollando #mishacollins

We must be on to something... Everyone loves us! We are irresistible! #mishalovesorlando Orlando Jones Comedian

JUST HIT 400 i jst want 2thank me me and again me becuz i couldn't hav got here without being the onetruorlando. thankyou! #Orlandopocalypse

May I so graciously exert your eyes 2 an ever so thoughtfulnbeautiful me that is also you 2 follow? WHY YES I MAY. follow: Orlando Jones

research shows %100 percent of thy ppl that r following Orlando Jones account: Orlando Jones will also b technically following themselves<3

i will luv thee, i will follow thee. RESISTANCE 2 MY AFFECTION IS A FUTILE N POINTLESS ACT. iwill clearly stand the victor #Orlandopocalypse

@TheOrIandoJonez I must say. Your orlando jones shop was quite genius.

Twas that just a tiny violin that I heard, in thy ear? or twas it just a mosquito? never a way 2 know 4 sure

@GraciePettersRP I'll be your friend!