Rizz? You mean the old razzle dazzle???

christmas isn’t about santa or jesus it’s about doing a huge fucking crossword

💀💀💀

Me looking for more #TheTraitorsUK episodes after watching all three last night

OH MY GOD THIS ROUND TABLE!!!

💀💀💀💀💀 This is why I can't leave this app.

I AM ACTUALLY CRYING

It's a damn masterclass.

Only £600 a week LEFT OVER *laughs in theatre actor*

🎟️Congratulations to everyone who made it to the final round of #starterforten Those of you who haven’t, you have only four days to go and very limited tickets left! ✨If that isn’t enough, then take a look at our brand new trailer. Last chance to catch us Bristol Old Vic!

Exquisite! 👏👏👏

"I’ll NEVER forget that one time you wrote a word in all caps" -my phone

It was the Busta Rimes, it was the Wusta Rhymes.

Tbh movie-musicals aren't really my thing. But this #WickedMovie trailer has got me so emotional. We're all gonna be weeping messes, aren't we.

Wow my hay-fever just kicked in hard, like, BOOM, sniffles.

Can we put Brexit back on the UK ballot for July 4th? Asking for a friend 👀

Urgh, the simultaneous rage and sorrow of getting stung by a bee. A big fluffy one, too. 😢🤬

The lime green parakeets of South London never cease to enchant and delight me.