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Emma

@tiredwiredfired

Music: @DesgSurvBand | she/her, 27| Registered simp for @kacey_rasera | curator of weird legal memes | 🏳️‍🌈

Tommy Wiseau fan first, human being second.

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Shout out to the guy who decided to flee the scene last night after T-boning the car I was in 🫡 hope both sides of your pillow are boiling and your insurance claim gets denied

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Well, this Friday will be the end of an era; the school I've taught at since Fall 2023 is closing suddenly, prior even to the start of our winter break. B"H I have had some very generous offers from parents and a prospective job offer, so we will survive, but damn life's funny.

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.Jordan got me this fantastic book of logic puzzles for my birthday. Then: KC: "Oh, it couldn't be Captain Slate, he's an American hero!"(Astronaut) Me: (reading the next line) "the first woman to travel to the dark side of the moon......Kacey Misogyny Moment!"

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Within the last 30 days: 1. Lost my job 2. Found out I need an expensive dentist visit/possible TMJ 3. Pulled my shoulder cleaning out my old classroom 4. Car broke down, likely the starter 5. Went to TX 6. Lost the (prospective) job 2025, it's on you....

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I know a lot has already been said on the topic, much of it with far greater eloquence than this, but it's really hitting my heart today just how many guys I meet, esp in nerd spaces, who drop even attempts at friendship the second they find out I have a partner 😮‍💨

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My son has an IEP where he can play Nintendo Switch in class and if the teachers make eye contact with him he gets to take something out of their purse

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Can't tell if this is a phishing scheme or if the dating world is really just this bad, but I feel like these are odd messages to receive on the hit mobile application "Yahtzee with Buddies" 🤔

Can't tell if this is a phishing scheme or if the dating world is really just this bad, but I feel like these are odd messages to receive on the hit mobile application "Yahtzee with Buddies" 🤔
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Not to be "that person" but taking a break from this site for a while. Have been, will continue to do so, etc; if you know me in the Meatspace, please feel free to reach out if you want to talk/etc, just trying to do what's best for me rn. In good news, got a job! ❤️✌️

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Temporarily breaking my silence to share some exciting news! I've been offered admission to Cycle 36 of the NYU Tisch Master's in Musical Theatre Writing as a wordsperson (book and lyrics) and plan to matricule in the fall!! Crazy scared, excited, and overjoyed ❤️😭

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Happy birthday to my favorite opponent in all games, best friend, dad that stepped up (cat edition), FaB player, sounding board, personal comedian, KC <3 Wish I could be there celebrating with you!

Happy birthday to my favorite opponent in all games, best friend, dad that stepped up (cat edition), FaB player, sounding board, personal comedian, <a href="/1odd2/">KC</a> &lt;3 Wish I could be there celebrating with you!