this really shouldn’t be this funny 😭😭

big is moving to Elm Street

Anna Faris Substance chicken wing NOW Regina Hall doing the Smile face TODAY Anna Faris M3GAN dance IMMEDIATELY Regina Hall putting someone in a Midsommar bear STAT

He’s getting a BBL rn

The Liza Minnelli outlives account…please…we’re counting on you

Casey Anthony McRae Love Hewitt

never skip neck day

something something we are the daughters of the witches you couldn’t burn idk

Me and gluten

My hungry ass thought this was cheesecake

Cardi vs Nicki beef has my TL in shambles so I had to block Gracie Abrams

Aretha was stepping on that toe bad

I’m crying what do you mean there’s a serial farter at the Ethel Cain concert

“Falling short isn’t failure - it’s fuel” AI prose is so easy to spot. Especially the contrastive structure “it isn’t x, it’s y”

Clocked in, halfway through the wicked double feature

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

Zara Larsson to the dolphin that saved her career

Idk I feel like y’all are being too hard on her. If I ever sat next to Teyana Taylor I would wanna kiki and enjoy the show with her…

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