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DCCC Can you explain this?

Listen to this swamp wizard and he will give you great wisdom. youtu.be/lZbfNtDCHdM

My 6:30-4 gives every other Monday off just for such an occasion.

Romy Electricians be like: Of course I understand it, E=IR Electrical engineers be like: There's ghosts in them wires.

The terrible urge to eat $30 worth of maraschino cherries in one sitting instead of saving it for fancy cocktails.

Lunchtime!

Coworkers: "Put your hardhat on!!" Me: "Where is it? I can't find it." Hardhat:

Rock Taster Dago Supremacy Nothing is hard with enough mistakes behind you.

Was the best chess player in my high-school, was even consistently beating the chess coach. Thought I was amazing, signed up for the city k-12 tournament. Demolished by 10 year olds 8 times in a row. Never played chess again.