//NSFW Who's holding the remote?

"In case no one told you today, I'm proud of you for trying."

//Slight NSFW "You've been staring at me for awhile, see something you like?"

"Even with short hair, my boy is still handsome as ever."

"Tell me,what's on your mind sugar?"

"Sometimes you'll just have to use a woman's special charm."

Who needs depression when you have a dildo- wait..that's not what I meant.

"Maybe this whole biker gang stuff isn't that bad."

"If you're gonna be down, you should go as far as you'd like. The more down you are, the easier it is to stand up a little."

"Yes, I'm adopting these 4 kids Yasuhiro."

I don't give a shit about how Masculine you are, put the dam maid dress on.

Happy Thanksgiving from the Yasuhiro Family and our little butterscotch.

"Can you believe it, there are two of them."

"The weather may be freezing cold, but a little cuddle could help keep us warm. Don't you think?"

"Step on you? .....A hello would have worked as well."

Hit me with your best shot.

How do I get explain to my kid, he can't walk around wearing Christmas lights.

"Merry Christmas everyone,may your day be filled with joy and fun."

Ara ara~