Me: I'm sorry. I never know what to do with my hands, especially when I'm nervous Driving instructor: *screaming intensifies

Pete Hegseth compares being gay to "incest and bestiality" and calls it "an immoral lifestyle." Maybe that's what he was discussing while cheating on his wife, assaulting a woman in a hotel room and paying hush money. You know, Republican "morality"

Every single member of congress has their own private bathroom. Regardless of your position, this is nothing but performance art.

If ONE white woman accused a Black man of rape his career would be RUINED. If a Black man was convicted of one felony, his political career would be OVER. A white man accused of rape by TWENTY SIX women and convicted of THIRTY FOUR felonies being elected POTUS is all you need to

Sen. Schiff on Trump pardoning Jan. 6 rioters: "If the president goes forward with pardoning vast numbers of people involved in that violence, he will begin his new administration the way he ended his last administration, and that is by celebrating violence against our

#50501Movement

If you believe all of these people are paid protesters, then you probably believe that Trump is covering up the release of the Epstein files because he’s not in them.

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We don’t need a fake video of Donald Trump dumping shit on America, because we see it every day for real.

He's definitely not mad that 7 million Americans came out to protest him yesterday.... uk.news.yahoo.com/donald-trump-p…

New York City was literally founded by the Dutch, built by Irish and Italian laborers, powered by Jewish, Puerto Rican, and Dominican communities, and runs on immigrant hustle. The Statue of Liberty was donated by France to honor immigrants. It’s literally the city’s logo.

Strange how that works.

I love how there's a separate Superbowl halftime show just for the pedophiles

Conservatives backing themselves into a corner where they have to pretend to be excited to watch 55 year old Kid Rock on their phone at halftime tonight is funnier than anything we could say or do to them.

Trump called American Olympian Hunter Hess a “real loser” for criticizing what’s happening in our country under Trump. Mr. President, this is not a monarchy. This is the United States and no one is required to bow down to you. Hess is not a "loser." He's a proud American.

In a world where you can be anything, be kind.

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Excellent rebuttal.

🚨HOLY SMOKES: Trump spent weeks calling on Iranians to rise up and overthrow their government. They didn’t. Instead 8 million Americans rose up against his. In 3,000 cities. On the same day. The regime change he wanted happened in the wrong country’s streets. Iran’s Foreign