What do Trump and I have in common? Nothing.

We shouldn’t need to provide reasons for why abortion should be legal… But my sons are 2 of them.

Results are in 🗳️

BREAKING: Zack and Cody’s dad has been appointed as the Director of the Department of Child Support.

😳

A Carey Martin lookalike competition will be held on November 20th.

Finalists from the Carey Martin lookalike contest in Boston:

Adele shares photo with Carey Martin at her Vegas residency: “Carey, I love you so very very much. I will never be able to live up to your talent, nor relevance, but I have looked up to you for as long as I can remember!”

Carey Martin

I’m excited to announce that I was hired as the headlining lounge singer at a swanky new hotel!

Happy FebruCarey 😘

Since everyone is asking… yep, that makes me 37 years old! Ahhh 😜

Carey Martin has arrived at #MetGala2025

Your lounge singer and janitor are getting married 🧨

Carey Martin applauded as best dressed at the #MetGala

Kim Kardashian was reportedly denied by Carey Martin to rent her iconic “The Tipton Hotel Commercial” dress. Sources say she wanted to wear it to this year’s “Fashion is Art” themed #MetGala.

mr moseby: -proud African-American -hired immigrant named Esteban -actually woke VS kanye west: -doesn’t believe in race -“build the wall” -fake woke