eugh. it’s been so long, the explosions have cobwebs…!

(( sorry. I like the k Rool static bit

[ scrolling up the maltshop group chat ] ugh, that funeral looked like a fun waste of time. the hotel? not so much. THAT one should have stayed in the drafts, bowser.

<grumbling to himself> [ slowly running a kn¡fe through a dk mannequin ]

[ the knife stutters, before tearing out a large gash in once quick motion. ] ex-CUSE me. is the government -assass¡n-, whom is carrying several tons of explosives, weaponry, and scar tissue trying to suggest healthy coping mechanisms to ME?

[ Blair witching it in the corner ]

WHY IS KLUMP NOT BACK WITH MY EDIBLES