when i was a kid we had to go to a church food bank to receive free ramen, mac & cheese, hamburger helper (without the hamburger) & other such items. I never felt "less than" but I also never knew who provided what we were gifted. The church bought my mom a car one time when she

I live in Sadiq Khan's London & the doorbell just rang twice. First, a neighbour asking if she could take a sprig of our rosemary as she uses it to keep her blood pressure down. Then another asking if I could help open a jar of Calpol. It's an absolute hellscape out there.

i wonder did anyone ever actually lose weight using a wii fit? or was it’s sole purpose to tell children that they were obese?

The Bermuda Triangle has had considerably less of an effect on my life than I envisaged as a child in 1980s rural Lancashire.

If you attempt to argue with me, just know that this is who you’re dealing with.

You can guarantee any dead people that are described in the local newspaper as a "loveable rogue" or " No Angel but he had a heart of gold" was actually an absolute cunt.

🚨 NEW MERCH DROP 🚨 You guys asked for stationary, you got it! I’d always said I’d like to make field notebooks for strange things because Moleskin cornered the market on wine-tasting notebooks and dream journals are a dime a dozen. And so I give you; FIELD NOTES FOR HAUNTED

Love this!!

Hey #UncannyCommunity once again ⁦Richard Hatem⁩ bats it out if the park with this episode. 10/10 again! Lovely call out at the start for my friends ⁦Liz Barclay⁩ ⁦Tipsywitch 💚❤️👻⁩ ⁦Chris Jensen Romer⁩ & ⁦ASSAP Paranormal⁩ too. 👇👇👻👇👇 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/ric…

If me and my mates were drafted into the army at 18, the moment we got within 10ft of a gun, we would have shot each other for a laugh

I see lots of Right wingers are using places like Denmark as a shining beacon of why National service is great. It’s funny, cos they don’t ever seem to champion all the OTHER aspects of life for young Danes. Little 🧵 1/12

Watching the #frenchopen tennis ostensibly for the sport but actually just imagining Taylor Fritz wrapped up in a cardigan and ripped jeans and singing Nirvana songs to me 😂

If you had him what would you name him?

Dear God please no AAAAGGGHHHH or Brian

Surprised that Jay Slater hasn’t been found with all the True Crime Gurus on the case…

Wishing Princess Anne a speedy recovery

no drink has a worse vibe than gin. get into it and you're either drinking in a "gin palace" (it's a bar) or a place called something like "Mr. Fangleberry's Loonorious Establishment"

Last day to order before summer hols #UncannyCommunity

Turn to the person next to you..