dogsitting is fun and all bc dog but I can’t wait to be home … I miss my things and my bed and my ellie

I don’t wanna go out to the bars I wanna sit at home, eat honey roasted peanuts, and talk to my roommates about sandwich restaurant rankings

the best relationships consist of one person who wakes up and gets out of bed early for work/school and the other person then gets to sprawl and sleep in

restaurant customers who ask “so what do u REALLY want to do with your life?” should have to pay their server’s student loans

this would send me into a downward spiral

“the constitution does not reference the right to an abortion” the constitution does not reference women

I don’t know, man, maybe some dudes from the 1700s who owned people and would be mystified by the sight of a dishwasher weren’t right about everything in perpetuity

can’t explain it but driving with sunglasses on makes me feel claustrophobic

best in the game Washed up Defenseman

I just know this shit has to taste like soy sauce

I can literally feel the bad energy coming out of me but I’m so stressed and exhausted and over worked that I can’t even help it… WHAT FUN

funny a little bit of sunlight comes out and suddenly I don’t want to murder myself

can we just take a moment to appreciate how cute this is of my step dad??? (he also called me at work to decide which flowers he should deliver to my mom while she was working)

having migraines is super cool and fun because you seem to get them mostly Friday-Sunday and then you get to take meds that make you feel even worse without a guarantee of feeling better anytime soon! so then get to waste your weekend and go back to work before you know it :) :)

pls why do cybertrucks looks like US Bank stadium

There’s no such thing as bad weather, just bad clothing.

ER Alumni Gavin Greniuk with his first NAHL victory for the Aberdeen Wings! Congrats Gav! #itsgoodtobeanelk

feeling out of control. i must write many many many lists