Please send box scores tn. Out here putting food on the table one dash at a time

The World Famous Ohio State Buckeyes tonight

YOU GOT BARBECUE BACK THERE???

Yo Frank, fire up that smoke and pancake pack. I’m inbound

Never posted a close story in my life. That heat is for the masses

G.O.A.T.

I went to Ohio for Christmas and all I got was glutinous and sedentary

Alright. Who wants to buy me a tattoo?

Awfully quiet in here since Frank deleted the app. Who is gonna step up and get their fingers going?

Had you told me this morning I’d be crying rn watching Nick Offerman hit the boutique for a wedding outfit, I’d have called you a liar.

JANUARY FEBRUARY HOLTMANN APRIL MAY JUNE JULY AUGUST SEPTEMBER OCTOBER NOVEMBER DECEMBER

Give me my paycheck, Parker! It’s fucking Friday afternoon and I am trying to hit up Guy

Bron got me wanting a hummer rn and I don’t know how I feel about fr

Well paint me blue and call me Zac Brown. It’s good to be back!

There’s a kid getting clips of this 100 Gecs show on his DS rn. I might be too old for this

Cake is the the best band of all time. There, I said it.

Drop the beat, ya fuckin dafty! Im big apple bound and I hope it smells like shit!

8/13. Last Bon Iver run for the foreseeable future. Who is crying with me in Seattle? Starbucks on me

7.5 retweets and I’ll finish this bucket of mayonnaise