Hate when a bot only likes one random tweet in a thread, like at least make it look real and like the first one

Every time I see this post I think it’s new Fortnite skins

if you open the microwave door quick enough while it’s still running you can catch some of the radiation and it feels good as hell

Will there ever be a game where I can wall ride like Lucio or is that just forever contained in Overwatch and I can never feel that way again?

I truly hate being able to see tweets from people who have me blocked because I can’t resist the urge to look at their page and see a bunch of stuff I agree with like what did I even do to you 😭

Kid I’m nannying is having a play date and I don’t even get extra this is BULLSHIT

Star Trek Strange New Worlds will ask the question, “how would you react if you were a space WW2 veteran with extreme PTSD and you were transporting space Hitler and he was acting like he’s changed,” and then the next episode is like “lol what if they were forced to sing”

I be tearing up watching a show with my mom and I look over and she’s on her phone

GET THAT DRESS OFF MY FEED ITS 2026

Trying to come up with a funny reply to someone funnier than you and you realize you’re actually an idiot chud

There’s nothing quite like having soul eater be your favorite anime of all time since you were little, finding out the manga has a different and better second half than the anime, reading the manga over the week, and finding out it ends with boob madness

I don’t think Spotify should be allowed to advertise that you can use premium offline because you really can’t

WHY AM I SEEING POSTS ON MY TIMELINE AND I CLICK THEIR PROFILE AND IM BLOCKED I DONT WANT TO SEE PEOPLE WHO BLOCKED ME ON MY TIMELINE 😭

Ash How it feels seeing everyone on Pokopia when I'm employed

People on this app hate hyperbole

People who love summer: Wow I love summer People who love winter: Wow I love winter People who don't have a switch 2: i dont have a switch 2 and pokopia isn't on the switch 1 and im really sad about it but im not spending $500 fuck you guys

girl, fuck you if you hate mimikyu

I block an account and I get a pop up telling me to upgrade to premium if I don’t want ads but interestingly enough the post I used to block them didn’t have the ad indicator

I liked one too many Naruto posts and now the timeline is filled with Naruto x sasuke yaoi I have never seen the show