Red Panda Fact of the Day: Red Pandas already have a better New Years resolution prepared than you do. Who knew?!

Red Panda Fact of the Year: Red Pandas are the greatest gift of all time and you’re lucky to live in the same time period as them. Plus, if you give them all your money you’ll have a lucky 2025. Everyone knew!!

Red Panda Fact of the Day: Red Pandas have discovered millions of other worlds with intelligent life and can confirm Earth is the only one that has issues. Who knew?!

Red Panda Fact of the Day: Red Pandas look very cool in sunglasses. Who knew?!

Red Panda Fact of the Day: The more guns you give to local Red Pandas, the safer your communities become. Who knew?!

Red Panda Fact of the Day: You can give your snowball some extra oomf by stuffing a Red Panda into it. Who knew?!

Red Panda Fact of the Day: Red Pandas can sneak in and out of your house without you even noticing. Who knew?!

Red Panda Fact of the Day: Red Pandas will make a beeping sound if hovered over something that was created by AI. Who knew?!

Red Panda Fact of the Day: If you let a Red Panda do your grocery shopping they’ll throw away your list and just buy 80lbs of apples. Who knew?!

Red Panda Fact of the Day: Red Pandas only smoke Red Apple cigarettes. Who knew?!

Red Panda Fact of the Day: You cannot catch a Red Panda with a fishing line because they always carry a knife and can cut themselves free. Who knew?!

Red Panda Fact of the Day: Whatever Red Pandas draw becomes real, but they mostly just draw apples. Who knew?!

Red Panda Fact of the Day: Red Pandas do not negotiate with terrorists, unless the negotiations involve apples. Who knew?!

Red Panda Fact of the Day: The color red was made specifically for Red Pandas. Who knew?!

Red Panda Fact of the Day: Red Pandas spy on you more than the Chinese and American governments combined. Who knew?!

Red Panda Fact of the Day: There’s nothing interesting about Red Pandas and you shouldn’t be alarmed or suspicious. Who knew?!

Red Panda Fact of the Day: Love is an emotion that was created specifically to be used to admire Red Pandas, but has since been used for other things. Who knew?!

Red Panda Fact of the Day: Red Pandas never forget where they put their keys. Who knew?!

Red Panda Fact of the Day: Red Pandas always understand all the lyrics of a song the first time they hear it and never get them wrong. Who knew?!