pechakucha tonight. everyone should comecomecomeroo! #PKN11

Wait, you don't like guacamole? COME AT ME, BRO!

FilmDrunk Law Jew should star Jude Law just to CONFOUND people.

A typo on twitter isn't truly fixed until every person who saw it is dead. The shame will live in the hearts of others for years to come.

I sometimes find myself on here forgetting that not all tweets are comical, and laughing. Like about people dying. #butseriouslyfolks #yikes

Check the ScotDance booth at the Edmo Volunteer Fair at West Ed! Volunteers are needed for the Canadian Championships July in Ed! #EVF2012

Another Adam Yauch tribute: "Sabotage" as reenacted by toddlers. ow.ly/aVSWi

Excuse me sir, but obviously change everything about yourself. instagr.am/p/K50hNpqT2Q/

My mate Nicola just went "I like the Queen, she's only a Nan in't she."

NC passed law against global warming science, therefore it's not happening. So I'm ignoring Twitter's 140-character limit, so it's not happ

@ThePez87 try "do a barrel roll".

A t-shirt that can also power your cell phone. Kinda cool, no? ow.ly/c9eMS

“@TVArmstrong: #yeg used more electricity yesterday than any other day in history-Epcor #yegheat #ableg” gross.

If we felt as tired going to sleep as we did when waking up I believe there would be no wars.

#BellLetsTalk tweeeeeeet.

Energy drink isn’t helping? Turn that empty can into a meth pipe.